Happy Little Rabbit

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.

As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

Sneaky Bunny

One day Mr.Bear and Mr.Rabbit are walking through the forrest when they come across a genie in a bottle.

They rub the bottle and the genie appears, and seeing that there are two of them and the genie hasn't been rubbed up and down for a while he decides to do a special offer...

"3 wishes each, that's 6 in total boys, now who's first up.. Mr.Bear?"

"OK" Mr Bear replies, "Well i wish that all the bears in this forest were hot looking girl bears!"

The genie winks at Mr Bear and grants his wish, he then turns to Mr Rabbit...

"Well, in that case i wish i had a crash helmet" says Mr Rabbit.

The genie grants this wish and asks mr bear for his second wish...

"Well, I wish that all the bears in this country were hot looking girl bears who were hot for me!"

Aha! says the genie with a sly grin and a wink, your wish is granted..

"OK, well now I want a motor bike" says Mr Rabbit. Mr Bear looks at Mr Rabbit in disgrace and then uses his final wish.

"Well seeing as how Mr Rabbit keeps wasting wishes I could be using i'm going to make this one really count. I wish that all the bears in the world were sexy girl bears all for me, I wanna be the only guy bear so i can have em all!"

The genie is pleased with this wish and gives Mr Bear a nudge in the ribs.

"Your wish is granted Mr Bear, you horny devil!"

Finally, Mr Rabbit uses his final wish.

"Well, I wish Mr Bear was gay!!!!" and takes off as fast as he can on his motor bike!

I love these 2 stories :D

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